I am very religious, but I hate both God and Satan... ?

Okay this is how I see the world, God f*cked up because he's not sending angels to intervene, Satan is controlling the whole entire world with politics and false religions. I believe in aliens too, and I believe that the aliens were created by the demons, and the aliens transported from Hell into our existence, and the aliens are carrying out Satan's agenda to control the world. I know this probably sounds completely crazy to you but hear me out on this one... humor me on this, okay... (I am a Deist so I believe in the existence of Heaven, Hell, angels, demons, God, Satan, but I reject Christian belief, Muslim belief, Buddhist belief, and Judaism belief.) So as I was saying, if God f*cked up, why should we follow God? There's demons controlling the planet, causing war all over the world, making people suffer, and the angels aren't doing anything about it. The reason the demons are doing it is because they want to build an army of demons large enough to take over Heaven and control all existence. How they build a bigger army is through human spirits, what they want is for humans to become more demon like in nature, so that when they die, they will be rejected by Heaven, and Satan can take their souls for himself. And a human spirit can become a demon if the spirit is willing enough to join the demonic brotherhood, and that's how Satan builds his army. But if a spirit goes to Heaven, God just wants that spirit to build his army of angels so that God can take control of the demons. So that's how I see it first of all, God just wants humans to build his army, and Satan just wants us to build his army. All we are to both God and Satan is soldiers, just spirits to help build infantry, they only care about THEIR needs, but what about the needs of the humans? F*ck the angels, f*ck the demons, how do you help HUMANITY!!! I have a theory that sounds absolutely crazy but hear me out, what if we ask God to give us our own dimension, our own spiritual realm, a realm that is neither Heaven or Hell, a realm for the HUMANS to control, then we have the angels submit to us out of guilt for how they let the existence of Earth get so out of hand, and have the angels work for us as our slaves. And you know how I said that I believe that the demons created aliens, well why don't we create our own form of alien, except the aliens we create will be in human form, except they will be like super humans, then have them transport from the spiritual realm to our planet Earth, have them travel in advance space crafts like aliens, but controlled by us, have them kill all the aliens that are controlled by the demons, then take control of all the world's politics by force. Then we could stop all war in the world because then we would be able to harvest resources from other planets, and we could give Earth a REAL religion to follow, and then we can create a Utopia. Once we create a Utopia we can convince God to give us the human spirits, then we can create our own army. Then once we're strong enough we can take over Hell and enslave the demons, then we can put the demons in some kind of concentration camp and then have them submit to OUR LAW and have them monitored so that they can become good spirits and released so that they can live as us, thus ending all war in existence. Makes perfect sense to me.